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DEPORT? REALLY? - If you do that, who's going to pay for all the welfare?


TAGS: deport republicans
Rating: 4.76/5

More politifakes by PeteofSanJose

romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 10:13 pm
Fair enough.HAHA... You don't seem like a bad guy. Just funning around. Nothing personal. Good luck this November. And I mean that. Take care! God Bless.
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 10:11 pm
We will never agree on anything, except that I'm not a good speller and you are a freaking liberal genius....LOL
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 9:40 pm
Oh, if you felt that way you'd be sick of conservatards nitpicking over Obama's birth certificate. Your party is the KING of wasting time on things that don't matter (Swiftboating,g** marriage, etc.). So no one is buying it. Least of all you.
romneyisatool - September 25, 2012, 9:37 pm
Look, if I hurt your feelings, sorry. But doing the typical "ALL LIBERALS ARE A-HOLE" things opens you up to this kind of attack. And if mistakes really matter to you, then Romney's campaign must really be getting you down,a lifetime's worth in a week.LOL
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:19 pm
Oh, I forgot, THANK YOU for the correction so all of your liberal A-HOLE buddies can understand what I was saying...LOL
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:18 pm
AND, it's just like a liberal to jump on the things that really don't matter.
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
Hey, A-HOLE if not spelling something is so bad, why don't you think about the road to hell your "Precious Leader" is taking you down. Spelling errors are NOTHING compared to the errors your leader has made.
jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:07 pm
She's obviousley an....IDIOT!


CATS ARE DEMOCRATS DOGS ARE REPUBLICANS -




VOTING REPUBLICAN - One way or another, it's all about ruining lives.


TAGS: republicans 1 2012 romney rednecks
Rating: 2.04/5

More politifakes by OccupyPolitifake

JGalt - December 27, 2013, 11:19 pm
when you realize both sides suck, you'll have taken a major step in recognizing what needs to be fixed with this country.
rockfan5 - February 3, 2013, 10:04 am
Also sadly, if you tax corporations, they can just go back and raise prices on you. So either way you dont win.
realogic - December 5, 2012, 7:59 pm
This is sadly quite true. Corporations own everything and it's done thru extensive lobbying. It's a fact of life and the only reason corporations hate Obama was because he was going to tax them. Instead as usual everyone else pays. Status-quo guys.


CONGRESS - Must be great to be able to vote on your own salary and tax rate.




DIPLOMACY - Ironic that Republicans once dealt with a man who would later be likened to Hitler as justification for war.


TAGS: rumsfeld saddam hussein reagan republicans
Rating: 2.53/5

More politifakes by TokinFire

realogic - February 9, 2013, 10:56 am
Odd how conservatives forgot how they armed Iran in the firt place. So you armed Iran then armed Iraq. Is there a pattern emerging here or is it just me?
GrouchoMarxist - September 16, 2012, 6:31 am
Odd how libs forget the other side was Iran......
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:53 am
Typo: 'denied' (didn't delete the y)
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:52 am
Nobody denyied that the US supported Saddam in his fight with Iran (at the time a bigger threat). Sometimes you have to support the lesser of 2 evils. At the time, there wasn't a way to know how dangerous Saddam would become. Ms. Cleo wasn't on the staff.
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:38 am
http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.php Sorry, I guess I ran out of room...
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:37 am
after this meeting America started to supply Saddam with WMD's & the machinery to make them. Thats why they knew Iraq had them & were persistent on attacking.They thought they were there. http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.ph
falconfan00 - September 3, 2012, 10:46 pm
How many times did Saddam break the UN peace agreement post-Desert Storm that required him to allow WMD inspectors into Iraq? Or did you even know that it happened? I'll give you a hint - it's in double digits.


REMEMBER TO VOTE! - Republicans Vote on Nov.6th, Democrats Vote on Nov. 7th




INSANITY - Voting for the same destructive parties over and over, expecting different results.




BE CAREFUL, DEMOCRATS -




AMERICANISM - “When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and waving a cross."


TAGS: adolf hitler american politics republicans fascism nazism
Rating: 2.68/5

More politifakes by TokinFire

kellyvanrijn - May 4, 2015, 8:37 pm
obama, pelosi, reid, schumer, boxer, biden, clinton, menendez, feinstein, franken...


ROMNEY VS. OBAMA: SUCCESS VS. FAILURE - Nov 6, 2012: The Mormon vs. The Moron. I'll Take The Mormon Over The Moron! I'd Rather Vote for a Mormon With Executive Experience Than the Incompetent MORON currently OCCUPYING the White House!




THE REPUBLICAN HEALTH CARE PLAN - This man hit the nail on the [email protected] head




THE CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE - to reelect Barack Obama.




REAGANOMICS - The joke's on you.


TAGS: republicans trikle down economics
Rating: 3.19/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:40 am
Boom economy through the entire Reagan and Bush administrations. It didn't need to "trickle down," we grew it where we were.


REPUBLICANS - We don't hate women, that's crazy! We just Don't think that free contraceptives for everyone Is a good idea. Kinda contradicts our beliefs.




CIVIL WAR TWO - 150 Years Since Civil War And Democrats Still Party Of Slavery. 150 Years later we are engaged in another civil war, between liberal elitism & conservative principles.




DEMOCRATS WORRY ABOUT POWER. REPUBLICANS WORRY ABOUT POLLS -




SOMEHOW - It wouldn't surprise us.


TAGS: republicans hate kittens
Rating: 2.86/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 8:26 am
Democrats dream evil excrement like this up and project it onto republicans.


THIS IS SPARTA - When GrouchoMarxist asked if Leonidas spit or swallow, he answered with a gigantic kick in the balls.




BUSH AND CHENEY - They took the idea from Pinky and the Brain and damn if it didn't work.




I THINK I HAVE FOUND THE PROBLEM - You have Republicans in your uterus ...




MAYBE THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT -




PRETEND TO REPEAL HEALTH CARE - When Conservatards want to show how powerful they aren't.


TAGS: loser republicans
Rating: 2.43/5

More politifakes by Timthesocialist

Bandit5906 - January 27, 2016, 7:42 pm
The establishment GOP stabbing us in the back again! Never again!


UNDERSTANDING PROGRESSIVE REASONING - It really is THAT simple.




THE TRUTH - really hurts




THIS BUMPER STICKER - Priceless!




LEAVE THAT SOLDIER BEHIND! SHE'S A DEMOCRAT/REPUBLICAN -




BIPARTISANSHIP - Those touching moments when the government can agree on f%$king the people over together.




TYRANNY - oppressive power (every form of tyranny over the mind of man) - Thomas Jefferson; especially: oppressive power exerted by government (the tyranny of a police state)




ARE YOU DONE YET - Sorry Democrats and Liberals. The Republicans have yet to begin. But it is coming.




BIPARTISANSHIP - I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass




FASCISM - This is what it looks like


TAGS: ows fascism rightwing republicans police
Rating: 3.15/5

More politifakes by BahlSanchin

crankyhead - August 29, 2014, 4:19 pm
They are being denied their right to peaceful a**embly. That's fascism.
blesic - August 29, 2014, 12:17 am
This isn't Fascism. It's an education in order.


REPUBLICANS - That is what they do.




MISLEADING YOUR BASE - You're doing it right!




TEABAGGERS - They sling the word socialist much like chimpanzees fling their own feces.




BENITO MUSSOLINI - In spite of popular (Tea Party), conception, Mussolini was a Fascist.




REPUBLICAN STATEMENTS - Facts are seldom applicable.




THE PARTY OF NO -




JESUS FORGIVES - I don't.




STEREOTYPES, UNFORTUNATELY OFTEN BASED ON TRUTH -


TAGS: perception democrats republicans stereotypes
Rating: 4.92/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

vbattaile - September 10, 2012, 5:28 pm
And a 'faceles' one at that... Why not post your comments on politifake's facebook page????
vbattaile - September 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
Obnoxious and insulting... But I bet it feels good being an internet tough guy
vbattaile - September 10, 2012, 4:42 pm
Thanks Reality Lady.... your friend (*not*) "vicky"
vbattaile - September 10, 2012, 4:35 pm
Socialists are parasites... you make it, they take it. What part of "parasitism" don't you understand?
vbattaile - September 10, 2012, 4:35 pm
Socialists are parasites... you make it, they taker it. What part of "parasitism" don't you understand?
vbattaile - September 10, 2012, 4:32 pm
Yeah... I don't waste time creating boring retarded alien UFO stuff all day
Reality Lord - September 10, 2012, 9:07 am

LMFAO...vicky....did you actually read the poster? did you?
vbattaile - September 10, 2012, 7:46 am
Stupid Liberals... Paychecks are for workers


IF I WERE A REPUBLICAN- WHICH GOODNESS DO YOU CHOOSE? -




JOE 'BIG MASSA' BIDEN -




LIBERAL LIES - "the Republican party was the party of war and death" yet as a result of liberal policies nearly 50 times as many people have been killed in 1/6 the amount of time




GUN LOGIC - I hear that armed women are the best way to prevent rapes. Well in that case we better start arming Virginians.




YOUR RIGHT REPUBLICANS - We should have voted for another Republican!




REPUBLICANS - Many people hate the word and anyone associated with them. Yet. When asked for their thought on things like the economy their answers are similar if not the same as Republicans!




FLIP FLOPPING - "I'm not getting rid of Obamacare, there is many things I like about it."




LESS GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE - Keep the government out of our private lives. You say less government? Then prove it!




UMMMMM - Yeah the poster pretty much says it all.




I always liked her -


TAGS: republicans julia roberts
Rating: 2.5/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Doggit - April 27, 2013, 9:48 am
The enlightened, non biased views of Julia Roberts.
JGalt - April 26, 2013, 10:28 pm
flat chested and narrow minded- like most liberals, except for those like Michael Moore who wear a D-cup
JGalt - April 26, 2013, 10:26 pm
And Webster's Collegiate Dictionary recently forgot to include "naive" in their edition.
JGalt - April 26, 2013, 10:24 pm
and Democrats come between Demigoguery and dysemboweling. What's your point?


YES, THE REPUBLICANS SURE DID ! - With the Bush Tax Cuts going mostly to the rich, two unpaid wars, bank deregulation and failed policies leading to a major recession




LOGIC - Definitely not a tenant of Conservatism.




AUSTRALIA - USA. PER CAPITA GDP - Australia has a GDP p/c of 67k US$. the US has a GDP p/c of 49k US$. Australia has an extremely liberal government. so if liberals are the problem, why is australia doing so much better than the US?




ONE GROUP VOTES FOR FREE PHONES... - The other votes for a FREE COUNTRY




REPUBLICAN WOMEN - Make the Best Leaders!




REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS- FINALLY FINDING COMMON GROUND -


TAGS: elephant donkey republicans democrats
Rating: 4.95/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

Reality Lord - September 6, 2012, 10:36 am

yup...ditto. nice to see a sense of humor returning here. easy 5L fox n1
romneyisatool - September 6, 2012, 9:41 am
Right on. I'm really digging your posters lately, Fox. Thanks for bringing back the humor. 5 stars. Keep up the good work. Rock on! :-)


Congratulations to Senator Tim Scott -




Two-Party Tyranny -




THINKING WOMEN VOTE REPUBLICAN - Republicans Rule! Donkeys Drool!




SHAME ON YOU... - to those who didn’t vote for RON PAUL because you felt another candidate could beat Obama!




NOVEMBER 2010 - Republicans tip the bus that Obama has been throwing everybody under.




URINAL TARGETS - Just for the GOP




WHOS WRONG AND A CRYBABY -




FASCISTS - Sound eerily like Teabaggers.




SCOTT WALKER'S POLITICAL CAREER - It's pretty much over.




Naturally -


TAGS: republicans are grasping at straws
Rating: 2.07/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 11:31 am
Or we could stay on unemployment. The civilian labor force dropped by 806,000 in April, following an increase of 503,000 in March for a net loss of 303,000. But, wait, you get your news from the comedy channel.


REPUBLICANISM - AKA FASCISM




I THINK... - ...Therefore I Vote Republican




LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES - Obama Has Enslaved The Free. Socialism is the Equality of Slavery.




'We have a right to disagree with 'ANY' administration' -




REGULATE FREEDOM -




DEMOCRAT POINTING FINGERS -




IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS - Republicans and Democrats must be very happy




LIBTARD DEMOCRATS -




DEMOCRATS WARN THAT REPUBLICANS WANT TO BRING US BACK TO THE VALUES OF THE PAST -




ELECTION OUTCOME - America is tired of getting screwed by Obama and the Liberals




NO LABELS HERE EXCEPT "AMERICANS" -


TAGS: independents republicans democrats americans
Rating: 4.38/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

vbattaile - September 4, 2012, 9:44 am
Beware of liberals/Democrats posing as Americans. Liberals/Democrats: the enemy within. The party of treason
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2012, 10:30 pm
Having said that, good luck as well.
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2012, 10:28 pm
Truth be told, in 2008 I was going to vote for Obama. But I was deployed. We never got our absentee ballots...
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 10:25 pm
Right on. Okay, you earned my respect with this. I agree. God bless you for this thought. Let's remember that this November and no matter who wins, lets stand together as one America. Good luck with your candidate, Fox. =-)
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2012, 10:17 pm
Guys.It's not important who we were, or what unit we were in, or where this picture was taken, or if we were Democrat, Republican, or Independent. We're Americans. We came together, became a family,fought to defend each other, and we won. We all came home
rerun - September 3, 2012, 10:02 pm

I don't know, maybe in this case Independent means free thinker or just not 100% aligned with a particular party. Just a guess, no particular basis for it though.
vbattaile - September 3, 2012, 4:47 pm
Is there an "Independent" Party?
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 4:39 pm
There weren't any liberals there... Odd that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 4:33 pm

Agreed!
rerun - September 3, 2012, 4:19 pm

This is a poster worthy of printing


COMPARISONS- DEMOCRATS HATE THEM -




WE REPUBLICANS WON - So Suck It, Democrats! 150 Years later we are engaged in another civil war, between liberal elitism and conservative principles.




THE EARTHQUAKE THAT WILL HIT WASHINGTON - on November 6, 2012 will be OFF the scale!




THE CONTRAST - It's Breath-Taking




LIES - They do have lies.




AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE VALUES - Republicans, Religion and Guns Don't Mix Wished You Had Voted NOW! Don't Ya?




WALTER REED - You know what, it's true: government-run healthcare really does suck.




HOW STRANGE - Republicans didn't give a half of a shit about civil liberties when Bush was taking them all away......


TAGS: conservative republicans civil rights liberties
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

Doggit - January 17, 2013, 9:40 am
Good point
Cannabal - January 16, 2013, 11:29 pm
Yep, we're f***ed.
JGalt - January 16, 2013, 11:11 pm
And Now democrats do not!


MUGWUMPS -




TODAY ON GLENN BECK - A special guest: Michael Steele of the Republican National Committee.




THE SWASTIKA - It has a most peculiar history.




REPUBLICAN PARTY - The party that never progresses.




CONSERVATIVE MYTH - The Bush Administration received no warning of the dangers of Al Qaida from the Clinton Administration Pre 9/11.




THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE BRAIN DEAD - When American Conservatives vote... this always happens!




MILITARY PENSIONS AND BENEFITS - Soon to be on the chopping block. Following conservative logic they're just a bunch of overpaid Government workers.




The Teabag Party Narrative -




THERE IS MORE PROOF FOR GLOBAL WARMING... - ...THAN THERE IS THAT JESUS (OR ANY MAN) COULD WALK ON WATER! [Don't let superstitious Republicans who believe in a zombie Jesus tell you what's scientifically accurate.]


TAGS: global warming jesus republicans funny
Rating: 2/5

More politifakes by unrealityanew

crankyhead - September 6, 2012, 5:44 pm
I guess you didn't go outside at all this summer freasy?
freasy - September 6, 2012, 4:32 pm
LMFAO What proof??? Doctored data and lies???


REPUBLICANS - Over 350 republican filibusters since Obama came into office. Clearly not obstructionists.


TAGS: republicans are hypocrite obstructionists
Rating: 1.92/5

More politifakes by Renza

Renza - April 10, 2013, 1:16 pm
he does. daily show ftw.
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 8:59 pm
I agree with the last one. Oh, and Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle.
Renza - March 6, 2013, 10:25 pm
Yeah, I think the current number is just about up to 400
PapaFox - March 6, 2013, 8:29 pm
That many? Jaysus, those guys are more useless than I realized.


LOSING THE ELECTION - You're doing it right!




Hero -


TAGS: trump conservatives republicans liberals democrats
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Pushkin

Dwydwyyr - December 11, 2016, 7:00 pm
"Lost" their minds is more like it. Fake News and conspiracy thinking is now the new normal in America. Exhibit A thru Z [See comments]:#82653 thru #82656
Pushkin - December 11, 2016, 11:45 am
Yes. Absolutes. The Right is absolutely right. And the Left is absolutely wrong.
Cyberhagen - December 10, 2016, 12:44 pm
Absolutes? Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. The ability to compromise is a sign of a reasonable mind. Obama was an example of the "My way or the highway" mindset, we need less of that.
Pushkin - December 10, 2016, 11:56 am
There is no compromise. There is no empathy. Empathy is for the weak. And beauty is for the strong. There is only right and wrong. When you're right, you're right. And when you're left, you're wrong.
Zeitguy - December 10, 2016, 12:43 am
Has this site completely lost all perception of compromise and empathy. It's not always right and left and the acceptance that there's no middle ground is especially important in this upcoming administration.
Pushkin - December 6, 2016, 11:29 pm
Thank you.
Reality Lord - December 6, 2016, 1:26 pm

good poster push but a bit wordy. you will lose most of them. i would have run with the final two words as my title and the body would have been everything after"i am not a conservsative..."
Reality Lord - December 6, 2016, 1:23 pm

the statement definitely defines "patriot"


AMERICA -




POLITICIANS ARE LIKE DIAPERS - Change Regularly




BRAVE CLARICE. -




REPUBLICANS VS. DEMOCRATS - The fight is fixed for now. But not for long.




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